Dia dos

Hola from Maggie y Jake! We are writing to you after our first full day at El hogar. We awoke this morning completely WOKE. We went up for a delicious breakfast of surprise- eggs and beans and tortillas!!! After that, we went back to the volunteer for a lively weird game that Jake made up about saying stuff. We'll get back to that later. At roughly 10, Donna Claudia drove us to church. We almost died, but didn't. Except for a few. But we'll get back to that later. Church was pretty woke, just like us. No but actually, that choir music was fire. Wanna get that soundtrack for my aux cord. After that, we headed up to pollo compero to grab our lunch. Then we went up to Santa Lucia to see the beautiful home of the high school girls. Although Mateo was a crowd favorite per usual, Phillipe began to steal the spotlight with his soccer skills. Alex, Chris, Jack, y Will made a lot of friends with their dodging skills during a high stakes dodgeball game. Emma was taken away and came back with beautiful hair  christen went to check on her and found her hair burning in a curling iron but decided it was for the sake of fashion and therefore okay. Katie and Charlotte Also got cool hairdos and showed off their skills in the game. Jason took lots of pictures. Jake made some goods saves in goal.

We returned to the city all tired and ready for dinner. For dinner we had chicken and rice and it was very good. After dinner, most of the younger children watched a movie in the dorm while Maggie found a new friend outside. His name was Carl the coneho, a very cute rabbit. Some of the older boys stayed outside and destroyed us in soccer, per usual.

Here is the product from the weird game I mentioned earlier:

Cheddar apple spoiled the bubble because kudzu vine was raving in a broken chair that had existential crisis. After thunderstorms, grapes ate wobbles because it unraveled unevenly. 

Because of mango trees, Jesus for himself unloaded a cart full with hyperventilating animals, cactus because they wrote autobiographies. Convoluted paper ate liquid nitrogen wubbles swollen with anger and jealousy because they hated. Before existence was a angry thing called a blowup seemingly interesting yet docile. 

Once aliens inflated cows. Later moon shone brightly and lovingly flew away towards wubble. Sensual beings were inhabited without hurricanes and tornadoes killed. 

Rubles sadistically rebelled against because. During Jacobs beautiful beard there spontaneously froze a shoe tsunami therefore the whale held bees and mixed concrete with stubbles. 41 earlobes ingested gross bees. Snufulupagas feel from trash-can Eric fruit full--coral was stressed emotionally and wombats ate pregnant junkies (12). Imploding women danced away lackadaisically because they ate caviar popsicles frolicked. Raging elephants who imploded inside an aquarium with hormones the elephants ran to mucus membranes. Sensually zebra full stop the telegram floated and then sank annoyingly luscious lobes brought country's doom again. 

PS. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FOLLOWED THIS BLOG LAST YEAR, YOU WILL REMEMBER THE WUBBLE. THERE IS A NEW WUBBLE IN TOWN. IT ALRWADY DJED, BUT WE RESURECCTED IT. ALLELUJAH. STAY TUNED FOR MORE.

Adios
Maggie y jake